young Jeff Goldblum
my brain is a thousand clocks all set to the wrong time.
my feet, plane ride to san francisco
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
NAGAKIN CAPSULE TOWER
Architect : Kisho Kurokawa
Location: Tokyo, Japan
Start Project : 1970
Project Complete: 1972
I don’t want to be buried or cremated. I want my bloated, decomposing corpse tied to a pine tree so that my bones can be picked clean by hungry forest critters. cheap, eco-friendly, and romantic. isn’t it every girl’s dream to be briefly carried in the belly of an adorable fox, wolf or vulture before being pooed out to meld with the Earth?
or put my ashes in a satellite and send me into space. that sounds cozy too.